Alien OG Mint Oreo Cookie Chocolate Bar

Alien OG: Prepare for Abduction

Prepare for takeoff with Alien OG: the cosmic chocolate bar that’s out to abduct your sobriety. We’re talking silky milk chocolate crashed into a cool wave of mint and the aggressive crunch of real Oreo cookies. It’s an otherworldly delight designed to launch your headspace straight into orbit while keeping your taste buds grounded in pure bliss. Warning: side effects may include staring at a blank TV screen for forty minutes, profound realizations about the universe, and trying to communicate with your pet telepathically.

The Cold Hard Specs:

• The Payload: 200mg Hemp-Derived THC + 100mg CBD per bar.
• The Math: 15 break-away squares (roughly 13.3mg THC + 6.6mg CBD per piece).
• The Vibe: An intergalactic mint-cookie crunch that hits like a cozy spaceship.
• Zero BS Guarantee: 100% legally compliant, third-party lab tested, and highly effective.

How to Handle Your High:

Because chocolate contains natural fats, your body absorbs this way smoother and longer than a cheap gummy. If you’re new to the cosmos, start with one single square. Do not look at the clock after 20 minutes and think “I don’t feel it” and eat half the bar. Give it a full 2 hours to boot up unless you want to meet actual aliens. Keep it in a cool place so it doesn’t turn into a puddle.