Peanut Butter Pie Crunch Chocolate Bar

Peanut Butter Pie: Nuttier Than Your Last Tinder Date

Sink your teeth into Peanut Butter Pie: the chocolate bar that’ll have you feeling way nuttier than your last unhinged dating app match. This milk chocolate dream is packed with rich peanut butter chips, topped with crunchy cashews, and finished with a layer of peanut butter puff cereal that’ll leave you questioning why breakfast isn’t always this lit. One bite and you’ll be floating way higher than your tolerance for bad vibes. Warning: side effects may include intense munchies, accidental over-sharing, and the sudden belief that peanut butter can solve global crises.

The Cold Hard Specs:

• The Payload: 200mg Hemp-Derived THC + 100mg CBD per bar.
• The Math: 15 break-away squares (roughly 13.3mg THC + 6.6mg CBD per piece).
• The Vibe: A heavy, nutty milk-chocolate crunch built to smooth over life’s daily speedbumps.
• Zero BS Guarantee: 100% legally compliant, third-party lab tested, and highly effective.

How to Handle Your High:

Just like a bad date, things can get overwhelming fast if you rush in. Start with one square, relax, and let the fat-soluble cannabinoids do their job over the next 90 to 120 minutes. Enjoy responsibly and keep it stored in a cool place away from swipe-happy roommates.