Description
Cereal Milk: The Grown-Up Wake & Bake
Breakfast has officially been elevated, and no, you don’t need a bowl or a spoon for this one. Our Cereal Milk chocolate bar combines the ultra-creamy goodness of white chocolate with sweetened condensed milk and the playful crunch of marshmallow cereal. It’s nostalgic, it’s ridiculously sweet, and it’s the most important meal of the day, completely reimagined. Warning: side effects may include a sudden craving for Saturday morning cartoons, a total lack of productivity, and an intense appreciation for the color geometry of milk.
The Cold Hard Specs:
- The Payload: 200mg Hemp-Derived THC + 100mg CBD per bar.
- The Math: 15 break-away squares (roughly 13.3mg THC + 6.6mg CBD per piece).
- The Vibe: Creamy white chocolate and marshmallow crunch that makes adulting optional.
- Zero BS Guarantee: 100% legally compliant, third-party lab tested, and highly effective.
How to Handle Your High:
This might taste like your favorite childhood breakfast, but it packs an adult-sized punch. Start with one square to gauge your tolerance. Wait at least 90 to 120 minutes before deciding to go back for seconds. Keep stored safely away from anyone who might mistake it for regular candy, and definitely keep it away from direct sunlight unless you want a sticky situation.
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